this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time
Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK
Oh god, it’s Assquatch.
Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.
The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.
I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
WAT TEH FAWWWWWK!?!?!
this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe
Ferguson protesters gather for highway shutdown.