SALAMANDATORY
eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

worthlessandspooky:

OOHH NOO!!! 

worthlessandspooky:

OOHH NOO!!! 

ursulavernon:

favabean05:

nickfnry:

unexplained-events:

Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

Oh god, it’s Assquatch.

Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.

The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.

I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

onjordanoff:

berserkerlonewolf:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

NEEEED!!

WAT TEH FAWWWWWK!?!?!

workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson protesters gather for highway shutdown.

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